Oxymora from G to O

• gargantuan lilliputian
• gay Christians
• gay marriage
• gay priests
• genuine fake
• genuine imitation
• genuine-imitation leather
• glacier-like rapidity
• global village
• good garbage
• good graft
• good grief
• good junk
• good lawyer
• good profanity
• good stuff
• gourmet hamburger
• gourmet pizza
• gourmet sandwich
• government aid
• government efficiency
• government integrity
• government organization
• government worker
• graduate student
• Grape Nuts
• graphic language
• Great Britain
• great depression
• gregarious recluse
• green blackberries
• green manufacturing
• green oranges
• grotesque beauty
• growing small
• guest host
• guaranteed forecast
• guest host
• gummily brittle
• gunboat diplomacy

• half true
• half dead
• half empty
• half full
• half naked
• hard pillow
• hard water
• happy apathy
• happy demise
• happy fault
• happy Monday
• happy pessimist
• hard pillow
• hard water
• harmless abuse
• harmless pollution
• harmonious discord
• hasten slowly
• health-care system
• healthful-city environment
• heifer bull (a smaller bull to breed a young cow)
• Hell’s Angels
• highly visible covert operation
• hilarious funeral
• history of the future
• hollow point
• holy hell
• holy land
• Holy Roman Empire
• holy wars
• home office
• honest bureaucratic snafu
• honest convict
• honest crook
• honest graft
• honest insurance companies
• honest insurance companies
• honest liar
• honest politician
• honest thief
• Hong Kong (said to originally mean “fragrant harbor” in reference to the stench from the dumping of raw waste)
• hopeful pessimist
• hopelessly optimistic
• hospital food
• horribly decent
• hot ice
• House Ethics Committee
• huge market niche
• humane robotics
• human robot
• hypothetical situations

• IBM compatible
• IBM-Apple compatible
• idiot savant (singular)
• idiots savants (plural)
• idly laborious
• ill fortune
• ill health
• important trivia
• immigration control
• Incompatibility, Grounds for a Great Marriage (title of a book by Charles and Barbara Snyder)
• incomplete cure
• incredibly real
• increasing declines
• increasingly little
• indifferently attentive
• indirect communication
• industrial park
• inexpensive medical care
• Information Superhighway
• industrial park
• initial conclusion
• initial results
• initial retirement
• innocent bureaucratic blunder (President Bill Clinton describing White House mandated FBI investigation of high-ranking Republicans and others)
• ironwood
• inside out
• insincere thanks
• insincere vow
• instant classic
• instant folk hero
• intelligent fight
• intelligent news coverage
• intense apathy
• intense disinterest
• interested students
• internal exile
• Internal Revenue Service
• interstate highways in Hawaii
• intimate murder
• intimate strangers
• invisible ink
• irate patient

• journalistic accuracy
• journalistic integrity
• jumbo shrimp
• junior senator
• junk bonds
• junk food
• just war
• justifiable genocide
• justifiably paranoid
• justified rape

• known-covert operation
• kosher ham

• lady-mud wrestler
• laid-back compulsive
• land developer
• land development
• larger half
• lasting aid
• law brief
• lead balloon
• lean pork
• least favorite
• legal brief
• legal ethics
• legal justice
• legally drunk
• legitimate conspiracy
• legitimate politics
• lesser evil
• less is more
• liberal conservative
• liberal fundamentalists
• light armor
• light-heavyweight
• limited immunity
• limited incursion
• linear curve
• liquid crystal
• liquid gas
• liquid metal
• liquid paper
• liquid smoke
• literal interpretation
• literary illiterates
• little big
• little big horn
• little bit big
• little deceptive
• little giant
• live recording
• live television
• living dead
• living death -John Milton
• living end
• living fossil
• local long distance
• local network
• locks on 7-11 stores which are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year
• long recess
• long sleeve t-shirt
• loose tights
• loud whisper
• loquacious librarian
• loss prevention specialist
• love-hate relationship
• low-intensity conflict
• low-fat icecream
• lower inflation
• low insurance rates
• loyal opposition
• luke-warm enthusiasm
• luxury beer
• luxury bus

• macro-microorganism
• mail delivery
• major minority
• male compassion
• man child
• mandatory option(s)
• many-breasted Amazon
• martial law
• maternity fashion
• mature student
• meaningful nonsense
• meaningful-overnight relationship
• meatless meat
• Medicaid payments
• medium large
• medium well
• micro-mainframe
• Microsoft Works
• Middle East peace
• mild abrasive
• mild cigar
• mild interest
• Middle East peace progress
• mildly psychotic
• militant pacifist
• military accountability
• military intelligence (used in Catch 22 by J. Heller)
• military justice
• military peace
• military system
• mind-expanding drugs
• mini jumbo
• minor disaster
• minor miracle
• minor surgery
• mobile home
• mobile house
• mobile station
• modern history
• modern maturity
• modestly arrogant
• modified-final judgement
• monoglottal babble
• Montana Freemen
• moral majority
• morbid humor
• more unique
• most unique
• motorcycle safety
• mournful optimist
• mud bath
• mute sound
• mutually exclusive

• nameless celebrity
• nasty politeness
• national medicare program
• natural artifact
• natural makeup
• natural synthetic
• near miss
• nearly complete
• neat office
• negative gain
• negative growth
• negative momentum
• Neolithic (New Stone Age) period
• never again
• never generalize
• new and improved
• new antique
• new classic
• new cliche
• New Mexico
• new routine
• new used cars
• New York culture
• nice and sleazy
• noble savage
• noiseless sound
• noisy mime
• non-alcoholic beer
• non-alcoholic wine
• non-dairy creamer
• non-denominational church
• non-fat cream
• non-fat ice cream
• non-intervention intervention (Expressed on CNBC by Nick Hastings regarding the European Central Bank’s purchase of over two billion dollars of Euros; September 15, 2000).
• non-profit organizations
• non-stick glue
• non-stick gum
• non-stick velcro
• non-stop flight
• non-working mother
• normal deviation
• normal espionage
• normal human

• obedient defiance
• objective opinion
• objective parent
• objective rating
• obscene art
• obvious secret
• oddly appropriate
• oddly natural
• old news
• 100%+
• one size fits all
• only choice
• on time flight
• on time train
• open secret
• operating system (computer)
• orderly confusion
• organized anarchy
• organized chaos
• organized committee
• organized confusion
• organized mess
• original copy/copies
• original reprint