A little pain never hurt anyone.
A unified, neutral Germany? Given that nation’s heritage, such a phrase may prove to be the oxymoron of the decade.
Kevin M. Matarese
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on. Include me out.
Samuel Goldwyn
Cum tacent, clamant. When they are silent, they shout.
Cicero
Gentlemen, I want you to know that I am not always right, but I am never wrong.
Samuel Goldwyn
I’ll give you a definite maybe.
Samuel Goldwyn
I am a deeply superficial person.
Andy Warhol
I can resist everything but temptation.
Mark Twain
If Roosevelt were alive, he’d turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive!
Samuel Goldwyn
If you fall and break your legs, don’t come running to me.
Samuel Goldwyn
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them five years.
Samuel Goldwyn
It’s more than magnificent-it’s mediocre.
Samuel Goldwyn
May I ask a question?
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
William Shakespeare
Referring to a book: I read part of it all the way through.
Samuel Goldwyn
Talking about a piece of movie dialogue: Let’s have some new cliches.
Samuel Goldwyn
The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
Samuel Goldwyn
We’re overpaying him, but he’s worth it.
Samuel Goldwyn
His honour rooted in dishonour stood,
And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
The good oxymoron, to define it by a self-illustration, must be a planned inadvertency.
Wilson Follett
Always be sincere, even when you don’t mean it.
Irene Peter
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
Josh Billings
Of course I can keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t keep them.
Anthony Haden-Guest
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
W.C. Fields
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
Clara Barton
We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
Isaac B. Singer
I never liked you, and I always will.
Samuel Goldwyn
Why don’t you pair ‘em up in threes?
Yogi Berra
Our similarities are different.
Dale Berra, son of Yogi
The first condition of immortality is death.
Stanislaw Lec
I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
Benjamin Disraeli
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
George Bernard Shaw
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
I always avoid prophesying beforehand because it is much better to prophesy after the event has already taken place.
Winston Churchill