Here is a list of some great oxymorons. Some are really funny!
- abundant poverty
- act naturally
- Advanced Basic
- almost exactly
- alone together
- Auto Pilot
- butt head
- civil engineer
- clearly confused
- constant variable
- crash landing
- criminal justice
- deafening silence
- definite maybe
- even odds
- exact estimate
- extinct life
- found missing
- free love
- free trade
- freezer burn
- genuine imitation
- good grief
- Great Depression
- Hell’s Angels
- hot chilli
- jumbo shrimp
- larger half
- light tanks
- liquid gas
- living dead
- Microsoft Works
- military intelligence
- minor crisis
- near miss
- now then
- old news
- only choice
- open secret
- original copies
- original copy
- peace force
- peacekeeper missile
- plastic glasses
- pretty ugly
- random order
- rolling stop
- same difference
- seriously funny
- silent scream
- student teacher
- sweet sorrow
- sweet tart
- taped live
- tight slacks
- tragic comedy
- unbiased opinion
- virtual reality
- working holiday